A Post in the Style of Larry King's USA Today column

Do you suppose The Mariners will make it into the play-offs if we get rid of that big sculpture of a mitt with a baseball-shaped hole in it, in front of Safeco field? Seems like bad mojo there.

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Have you heard the commercial with the kid asking his Dad, "Dad, could a monster come through walls?" and he says "Not these walls."

See, now, I'd say..."Drywall? A monster'd slice through that in a heart-beat." Another good reason not to have kids. Reason # 52. Collect 'em all.

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Longest running commercials without "jumping the shark?" Have to be those Bud-Lite radio ads entitled "Real Men of Genius." Heard one on Sunday's Seahawks game--"Here's to you Mr. Overly-Competitive-Touch-Football-Game-Player." Nearly did a spit-take in my car.
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That F. Scott Fitzgerald was a hell of a writer, wasn't he?

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John McCain said that a president should be a "Christian." Ah, but what kind? Does that include Mormons, and Muslims? Anybody but the Jews, huh, John? Attaboy on your self-serving move to the right...right into the ditch.
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"What's with Hillary's laugh?" says an MSN headline. Finally, we're getting to the issues that matter.
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Isn't about time for them to release more Beatles outtakes? Or do they have enough money?
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And has Paul McCartney ever done a second draft of anything?

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What sort of a name is Mitt, anyway?

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Marshmallows taste different than I remember them. Is anyone looking into that?

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Bumper Sticker of the Day: "Trample the Weak/ Hurdle the Deceased"
(All I can say is: Welcome to Dick Cheney's America)